OK, so if David Letterman can make these things I can too. Here is my list of favorite things to pee on...
10. Boxes at garage sales. Mommy won't take me anymore.
9. Dead animals in Rock Creek Park. They're dead, geeze, get over it!
7. US mailboxes. Did I just incriminate myself?
6. Fire hydrants. That's a give-in.
5. Light poles.
4. Curbside garbage bags.
3. Piles of leaves. That'll teach the kids for jumping in 'em!
2. Fallen tree branches.
And my Number One Favorite Thing to Pee On...
Other doggies' pee spots!